Valorant Agents Guide | Killjoy

Character Selection

• “Relax, I’ve already thought of everything!”

Match Start

• “I built literally everything on this battlefield, yeah even the things that might kill us, what you want me to say sorry?”

Buy Phase Start

• “Let’s see, battles are won by geniuses, and I am a genius, soo…”
• “Don’t die. If you need help figuring out how, just ask.”
• “You can trust my bots. They only malfunctioned that one time and honestly she won’t miss that finger.”
• “Where are we going this time? Remember what worked in the past.”
• “Don’t stress if I die, It was great knowing you all… Also delete my hard-drive.”

Enemy Killjoy

• “I know that Killjoy’s tricks. Wait, she knows mine! Finally a challenge.”
• “I’ll show her who the real genius is“

Enemy Viper

• “There’s a Viper over there. What a shame to rid the world of that mind. But I think she needs to rest.”

Enemy  Sova

• “They have Sova over there too? Can someone, um… Steal his eye? What! I want to see what its recorded.”

Barely survived

• “Ok where is Sage, this Scheisse hurts.”

Ultimate Cast

Ally

• “Initiated!”

Enemy

• “You should run.”

Map Specific

Bind

• “If this town had let me install my defense matrix, we wouldn’t have to be here… ugh oh well I’ll clean this up myself”

Ascent

• “Okay, that’s done. time to lower this place”

Character Interaction

Reyna

• “Reyna I can see why you don’t want any of my tech, you’re scary enough without it”
• “Get them Reyna”

Cypher

• “Cypher your homemade gadgets are soo cute, remind me of some of my works in kindergarten”
• (Kill) “Their eyes are down”

Brimstone

• “No Brimstone remember your screen isn’t frozen it’s just locked, and no the Internet isn’t down, it’s never down”
• “It feels bad to kill their Brimstone, I mean I will, just feels bad” (referring to their daughter father relationships)

Raze

• “Raze, freundin. If I see even a gyro out of place, I’m locking you out of my lab. My poor sentry bot.”
• “Be safe Raze”
• “Okay Raze, fine your tinkering may have made my tech better, nice work”
• (Kill) “Sorry little mouse.”

Sage

• “Sage killed”
• “Ok, where’s Sage, this Scheisse hurts”

Breach

• “Breach I wish you take my extra reactor coolant, if your arms overheat up there don’t blame me”

Omen

• “I’ll get that spooky ghost boy”

Killjoy

• (Last Kill) “Huh, Looks like I was the smarter one”

Abilities

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• “Bot’s assist”
• “Tag teamed”
• “Thanks botty [Laugh]”
• “Thanks bot”
• “Trapped and zapped”
• “Can’t use that yet”
• “Out of charges”
• “Swarm grenades, check. Killer robots, check. Oh, ha. Don’t worry, they are only killer when I say so”
• “Love my bots”

Turret

• “Turret killed them”
• “Placing Sentry”
• “Turret’s out”
• “My poor sentry bot”
• “Turret’s destroyed”

Alarm Bot

• “Bot coming back”
• “Killed my bot”
• “Placing Alarm bot”

Swarm

• “Swarm grenade out”
• “Alley oop!”

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• “Need healing”
• “Let me just swipe those biometrics”
• “Go ahead! Call me Tech support again”
• “Flawless. What did they expect (giggle)”
• “Good, analyze then improve”
• “Just cooldown we are good enough to win”
• “Keep it cool, that’s how you survive”
• “Go ahead! Call me Tech support again”
• “Who’s up for a debrief? Anyone? No one?”
• “They’re not our equal.”
• “Their defense? Uhh, could be better.”
• “Okay, I put together some data on our last six combat missions, did you read it? Did anyone read it? Oh god can anyone here read?”
• “There we go, finally cracking their code”
• “Oh no no you don’t deserve my inventions”
• “Don’t worry team if you die I have your memories backup at base. Just kidding, just kidding.. or am I?”
• “Last round to use our creds and abilities, don’t waste your firepower”
• “Let’s see battle are won by geniuses. And I am a genius, so…”
• “Find a leverage and wedge it open”
• “Don’t die, If you need help figuring out how just ask”
• “Oh almost done? Cool.. cool cool cool.”
• “Okay everyone take a test tube.. thank you, Let’s collect some samples and get out of here”
• “Their tech is only as good as their skills, and that we have them beat”
• “How about I only bring a ruler next time”
• “Have to keep it fun you know”
• “I knew this would be easy but meine güte.” (German of “my goodness”)
• “They’re thinking so hard, I can smell their circuits frying.”
• “Is this their best?”
• “Hold on, had some trouble”
• “Everyone makes fun of German efficiency haha, just keep laughing as you use all my gear”
• “Good, one step closer to being back in pajamas”
• “Keep doing what you do best”
• “We can’t keep doing the same things”
• “Fwooh! Heiliger strohsack, this is crazy”
• “Yes stale tactic would only work for so long”
• “If I’m not stressed, then you should not be stressed. I mean look at me cool as a cucumber (giggle) yeah that’s what the Americans say right?”
• “Time for a field test”
• “Aww, they should stop playing checkers”
• “They should probably revaluate their approach”
• “I knew it would all work out. It always does”
• “I evaluated their strategy, it’s a joke.”
• “Don’t. Interrupt. My work.”
• “Oh sorry had some trouble”
• “Imagine if I died right now, soo funny”
• “[Evil laughs] My genius doesn’t stop in the lab”
• “Like clockwork”
• “Don’t overthink it, that’s my job”
• “I anticipated us winning”
• “Tactics beat firepower, use that”

• “We can keep them out”
• “Once we win just dump all your tech in my lab, I’ll fix it up”

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• “My ults not ready”
• “My ults almost ready”
• “My ultimate is ready”

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• “Spike’s here”
• “Spike’s down”
• “Ugh, do I need to attach legs to the spike now?”
• “I got the spike”
• “Spike Spotted”
• “Our spike’s carrier is dead”

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• “I had to focus for a second”
• “Impeccable kill”
• “No”
• “I’m saving”
• “Can I get this?”
• “Enemy Spotted”
• “Oh okay”
• “B site”
• “Block vision here”
• “Help”
• “Go on my mark”
• “Good”
• “Mid”
• “Fish in a barrel”
• “Push”
• “Going C”
• “C site”
• “Let’s play for picks”
• “Oh sorry”
• “Going B”
• “You tried”
• “Flush this area out”
• “Precise”
• “Down here”
• “You did well”
• “Multiple enemies spotted”
• “Be quiet”
• “Let’s regroup”
• “Calculated”
• “Watching this”
• “Quick peeks now”
• “Fall back”
• “Going mid”
• “Can’t use that”
• “Let’s rush them”
• “Goodbye”
• “Nice and easy”
• “I dropped the spike”
• “Got’s em all”
• “Headshot”
• “Revaluate tactics”
• “Careful”
• “I’m buying”
• “Keep your heads on”
• “Got three”
• “Going A”
• “Hallo”
• “Flawless”
• “Reloading”
• “I’m rotating”
• “Enemy down”
• “Scout here”
• “Anticipated”
• “I got money, need something?”
• “One down”
• “Now four”
• “Found them”
• “Disrupt here”
• “Variable removed”
• “I’m buying”
• “Let’s rotate”
• “Let’s regroup”
• “Perfect accuracy”
• “Terminated”
• “On my way”
• “Auf Wiedersehen”